And things you don't want to hear in the assumed position:
"This catheter keeps curling up on me."
"Hold this." (referring to the catheter loaded up with, well, you know).
"I'm going to remove this one and put in a speculum that will reach further." Seriously? It can go further?
And, of course, the making of a new yoga pose:
"Your cervix is playing shy today and is facing down." Does not make for a comfortable experience, to say the least.
That was yesterday. Today is a new day. Starting yesterday morning, before the IUI, I had really pretty significant cramping - but as it turns out, the cramping is probably caused by the release of multiple eggs. Ovulation on overdrive.
I have new symptoms this time around, in addition to the soreness and cramping, I have severe bloating. I finally called the Dr. this afternoon to just be sure there was no need for concern, and apparently this is also normal.
Thus, we have begun the 2 week wait. G is out of town for a little over a week of it, which will either make it go faster or make it that much more excruciating. I'm guessing the latter.